100% fake. Feels 100% real.
The wallet that takes you places.(Not financially.)
LarpWallet is a pixel-faithful, fully simulated crypto wallet. Real market data, fake balances, zero risk — build any portfolio you want and flex it anywhere. Nothing on-chain, nothing at stake, no cap.
No real cryptoNo accounts, no emailInstalls like a real app
$4,206,942.18
+$69,420.00+1.68%
What is LarpWallet
Looks 1:1 real
A pixel-faithful recreation of the Phantom mobile UI — every tab opens, every screen works, down to pull-to-refresh and biometric unlock.
Any portfolio you want
~177 real tokens with live prices. Buy, sell, swap, send — every move persists, so your portfolio tells exactly the story you want it to.
Nothing real at stake
No blockchain, no funds, no custody — ever. Balances are simulated and live only on your device. The flex without the funds.
Looks real. Feels real. Isn't.
Five screens of pure theater — and every single one of them actually works.
Live market data
Numbers that move like the real thing
Real prices, 24h changes and market caps for ~177 real tokens via CoinGecko — with smooth simulated drift between refreshes, so your charts breathe and your balance never sits still.
- Big animated balance with daily P/L badge
- Hide-balances toggle and pull-to-refresh
- Candlestick + line charts on every token page
Solana
SOL
$171.42
+4.21%
Bitcoin
BTC
$106,254
+1.86%
Ethereum
ETH
$3,243.80
-2.34%
dogwifhat
WIF
$2.87
+8.03%
Jupiter
JUP
$1.12
-1.45%
Simulated trading
Trade your way to (pretend) riches
Buy, sell, swap, send and receive — with QR codes and per-chain addresses for six chains. Every action updates your balances and writes real-looking history, so your portfolio tells whatever story you want.
- Persistent balances and transaction history
- Receive screens with QR + addresses for Solana, Ethereum, Bitcoin, Polygon, Base, Sui
- Fresh-wallet state with discovery sections for your first 'trade'
Recent activity
Swapped
12.5 SOL → 2,142.75 USDC
-12.5 SOL
Received
From 7xKX…gAsU
+5,000 USDC
Bought
Bonk
+2.1B BONK
Sent
To bags.sol
-0.5 BTC
The full surface
The whole app is in there
Perps with leverage and their own simulated balance. Sports prediction cards. An Explore tab with trending tokens and global search. A ranked trade catalog — including tokenized stocks like AAPLx and TSLAx and pre-IPO names like OpenAI and SpaceX.
- Perps, Predictions, Explore — all functional
- Trade categories from Featured to Commodities — stocks & pre-IPO included
- Multiple accounts with generated handles + switcher
Trade · categories
Perps
SOL-PERP 20x
+$4,812.40 unrealized
Predictions
LAL @ BOS
Pick the winner · 2.4x
Onboarding theater
The full ritual, faithfully performed
Create a wallet, reveal a (fake) 12-word recovery phrase, set a 6-digit passcode, unlock with biometrics on supported devices. The settings suite all opens too — Security & Privacy, Address Book, Connected Apps, Active Networks, the works.
- Fake 12-word phrase with the full reveal ceremony
- Passcode gate + biometric unlock
- Every settings screen opens, like the real app
Secret recovery phrase
+ 6 more words of pure ceremony
6-digit passcode
Privacy & PWA
Private by design, installable by default
No accounts, no email, no sign-up — the key is everything. Your simulated wallet lives only on your device; the only network calls are price data and access-key validation. Install it to your home screen and it runs fullscreen, like a native app.
- Zero personal data collected — there's nothing to leak
- Installs on iOS and Android as a PWA
- Runs offline once loaded
No accounts, no email, no sign-up
Wallet data never leaves your device
Only network calls: prices + key check
Works offline once loaded
iOS
Safari → Share → Add to Home Screen
🤖 Android
Chrome → ⋮ → Install app
From zero to fake hero in three steps
Buy a key
Enter it in the app
Build your dream portfolio
Pick your flex window
One key unlocks everything. Pay in crypto, get it on-screen instantly — timed plans don't start ticking until you first enter the key.
Weekly
One hot week of generational wealth.
$15one-time · 7 days of access
- The full app — nothing locked
- Same key unlocks any device
- Clock starts at first key entry, not at purchase
Pay with USDC or SOL · key delivered on-screen
Monthly
A whole month of being mysteriously liquid.
$20one-time · 30 days of access
- The full app — nothing locked
- Same key unlocks any device
- Clock starts at first key entry, not at purchase
Pay with USDC or SOL · key delivered on-screen
Lifetime
One key. Eternal aura.
$40one-time · Forever
- Never expires
- All future updates included
- Same key unlocks any device
Pay with USDC or SOL · key delivered on-screen
LarpWallet is a parody / novelty entertainment app. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Phantom Technologies Inc. It is not a real cryptocurrency wallet: it does not hold, send, receive, or custody any real assets, and displayed balances are simulated. Nothing on this site or in the app is financial advice or a financial service.
Questions? Obviously.
Is this real crypto?
Is this affiliated with Phantom?
How does the access key work? Can I use it on more than one device?
What happens when my week or month expires?
Do I need an account or email for the app?
What if I clear my browser data?
How do I install it like a real app?
How do I pay — and what about refunds?
Your dream portfolio is one payment away.
The real one can wait. This one can't — it takes about ninety seconds.